The Skinny

Hello out there. It's funny that I'm saying hello at all given the fact that this is a blog and has the potential to be read by nobody. So I'll just assume that millions upon millions of people rush to their computers to read my blog on a daily basis. Women pleasure themselves with strange exotic objects at the mere whisper of my blog. The casual conversation usually ends with the phrase "..at least that's what The Goop said..." The debates that are held about my blog rival the long heated debate of whether or not chicks poop. Still with me? I doubt it but either way The Goop is here. Why the name The Goop? Cause it's a hilarious word and I enjoy typing it. What does The Goop provide? Well I'm glad I asked that question to myself, on my blog. The Goop reviews movies. And not just your typical Ebert and Roper review, but a more honest, unbiased and quite frankly sexy review of films, new and old. From Indie films to box office blockbusters The Goop is going to review it, analyze it, poke it and laugh at it, tear it apart, praise the living shit out of it or just straight up say "meh" So sit back and check it out. I will try and review as many films as possible but bare with me cause I got a life too ya know.....no I don't I'm doing a fucking blog. See ya soon. Enjoy!